Stuff in my kitchen that makes me happy to be single on this wonderful summer Thursday night…
I came home from yoga and opened the last beer.
I left an open box of tampons on my kitchen counter. I realize now this implies something grosser than what actually happened. What happened is that I unloaded my Target loot there and never moved the box to the bathroom, so when I needed to throw one in my purse (not a euphemism, folks), I just did so right there and if I lived with or regularly had a man in my home, this would not go over well as men like to pretend we don’t bleed.
I had a hot dog for dinner, a. without judgement, b. without complaints that they were actually turkey dogs and c. without going through the whole package like I would have if I had to share with a bottomless pit.
I have these free coupons for Papa John’s wings (give blood!) and PowerBar that I get to use for me, myself and I!
So, who am I trying to convince? No one. Just taking some time to enjoy the little things that I sometimes fail to notice as perks of being unattached for now!