Quotes of the weekend:
My dad to me:
“Well, I don’t know how she can stand to be around YOU.”
In context, truthful. Out of context, ROO!
My sister to her bridesmaids (well, the two who are NOT already knocked up):
“Keep your legs together until the wedding, ladies.”
If she were kidding, funny. She’s not = bridezilla.
And in other wedding news, we ordered dresses yesterday and I’m an eight. I know they’re sized “big,” but I definitely cringed at that one. AND, I saw this ad yesterday…
I don’t even know what it is, but Kristen Wiig + Maya Rudolph + Melissa McCarthy + John Hamm = I’m in!