“Well, everyone has their own opinions,” is pretty much my new favorite thing to say.
You have the same name as me but think the way you spell it is the “right” way? Well, everyone has their own opinions. (And, yes, I am particularly snooty about my name.)
You want to pretend that you weren’t the first to try to label our relationship? Selective memory because now that title scares you perhaps? Well, everyone has their own opinions.
You’re still defending your piece of shit baby daddy and can’t see the hypocrisy in you now criticizing your sister’s BD for having the same flaws? Well, everyone has their own opinions.
If people start to catch on, I’ll just move on to “bless your heart.” Because, after all, I am just like you…only prettier.